狗喊
The Bark(ing)
一日，夫妻二人看译造片。忽听片子里一片狗喊声。丈夫食惊地说：“希罕，外国狗和中国狗喊声一样！”
The couple was watching an English dubbed movie when suddenly some barking noise came out。
The husband was surprised/astonished, "So strange!(What a strange thing!) They foreign dogs bark just the same as Chinese ones/ours!"
老婆一听大怒道：“笨伯，没文化！那是一只片，不翻译你能听懂吗？”
The wife is very upset on hearing that, "You idiot/stupid/nut! Never know anything!(更原则但被语法大儒们评为病句的白话说法是：Never know nothing!) How (on earth) can you (ever) get to know (书面一点就不消 get to know 而用 understand)that without a translation?"。
请翻译： 狗喊 =bark
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